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Alice Cooper - Photo By Ros O'Gorman

Alice Cooper Cuts New Version Of Elected For US Election

by Paul Cashmere on August 25, 2016

in News

Alice Cooper is putting his hand up for the US Election and one of his policies is to have Brian Johnson reinstated into AC/DC.

Alice Cooper also has a new version of his 1972 classic ‘Elected’ to play as the theme for this new party The Wild Party.

Alice Cooper’s policies include

Alice CooperGetting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
A snake in every pot
No more pencils, no more books
Adding Lemmy to Mt Rushmore
Rename Big Ben “Big Lemmy”
Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
Peter Sellers on the £20 note
Cupholders required for every airplane seat
Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres
Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day

These “troubled times” call for a “troubled mind” indeed. These “troubled times” call for Alice Cooper. In a statement, Alice said, “Why NOT me? I have t-shirts to sell.”

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