Chris Martin, Coldplay, Melbourne. Photo by Ros O'Gorman

Chris Martin Coldplays Phil Dunphys Testicles On Modern Family

by Paul Cashmere on December 5, 2017

Chris Martin had a starring role in Modern Family this week and got to coldplay Phil Dunphy’s “biscuits”.

In the show Martin is looking for a LA abode and Phil is his realtor. While showing Chris the house Phil collapses because his too tight jeans strangle his testicles and Martin gets him to the hospital.

“I’ve got some ice for your biscuits,” Martin says as he slips a bag of ice under the sheets to smooth a swollen Phil.

Watch the scenes below:

Chris Martin and Phil Dunphy joke about Chris' wardrobe #ModernFamily pic.twitter.com/dkdNcELNB0

— Coldplaying (@coldplaying) November 30, 2017

Chris Martin sings a song for Phil Dunphy on #ModernFamily ? @TelevisionAcad @goldenglobes pic.twitter.com/HyVnnQwGzD

— Coldplaying (@coldplaying) November 30, 2017

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