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Sky Blu of LMFAO gets a Twitter tattoo, Jared of KOL has gone soft, Burton from Fear Factory has a birthday, Colin Meloy endorses Rick Santorum and heaps more.

Avril Lavigne says ‘Fukuoka’, Josh Groban snaps Jay-Z, Drake is unusually sloppy, Example doesn’t like MILFs, and heaps more.

The Weeknd is a wise bastard, Pink makes Kelly Clarkson blush, Deadmau5 dies (again), Neko Case prompts a Twitter triad, and heaps more.

Ryan Adams ribs Butch Walker, Fred Durst tries professional comedy, MC Hammer hates sugar, Rebecca Black reminds us she’s 14, and heaps more.

Nickelback get Dick, Wiz Khalifa does too, No Age procrastinate professionally, M.I.A. pulls out the big guns at immigration, and heaps more.

Wiley needs weed, Gene Simmons embarrasses his son, Raekwon is now a painter, Best Coast need cosmetics advice from Australians, and heaps more.

Kid Cudi eats “tai” in Sydney, Foster The People pimp surgical masks, Bette Midler resists bitchiness, Josh Groban hangs with Rush and heaps more.

Rihanna endorses faithfulness, Fear Factory appear on Daily Show (kinda), Cody meet Travolta, Adam Levine smokes it up with Wiz Khalifa, and heaps more.

Vanilla Ice praises MLK (sic), Black Keys wanna game with cranky tweens, Bootsy Collins looks rad, Sia’s makin’ hits, and heaps more.

The Bronx personalise bar games, Alicia Keys cheers MLK, T-Pain’s enormous liquor receipt, myspace introduce Lane Del Rey, and heaps more.

Kylie employs Perez Hilton, Q-Tip gets ultra-smooth, a photo of a shaved Ke$ha, B.oB. doesn’t trust blimps, and heaps more.

Justin Bieber hits the studio, 50 Cent gets bitchy about Blue Ivy Carter, Roseanne Cash discovers the exact date of her menarche, Girl Talk is sneaky, and heaps more.

Nickelback respond to the Black Keys, Ice-T vomits too early, Converge get the “idiot shivers”, The Strokes get an award for selling out, and heaps more.

Kanye is back on twitter, Chili Pepper Chad Smith meets Rammstein, KISS actually make music, The Sword unveil epic t-shirt and heaps more.

Christina Perri finds heaven, Skrillex wants to play to dogs, Bryan Adams watches prehistoric soccer coverage, Kings Of Leon and The Strokes start a book club, and heaps more.

Miley talks rudeness, Far East Movement rock the malls, Ice Cube works out the US financial crisis, Scissor Sister Jakes Shears loves Judith Light and heaps more.

Simon Cowell gets bitchy, Devin Townsend tweets at Nickelback, Graham Coxon from Blur gets hacked (we assume), The Game sics his fans on someone and heaps more.

Pink’s proud of hubby, Grizzly Bear start a dating agency, Raekwon puts his luxury sedan at risk, Lamb Of God fret on their Korean tour, and heaps more.

MC Hammer hangs with Kurt Russell, the Lady Gaga gibberish continues, Catpower yells about new tunes, Tommy Lee doesn’t understand pills, and heaps more.

Weezer and the Fonz, Ted Leo gets cheeky with Titus Andronicus, Nicki Minaj introduces Pope John Paul II, Megadeth give away a guitar and heaps more.

Lionel Richie’s mystery CMT induction, Jonsi from Sigur Ros talks soundtracks, Glee join Bono and Sting, Jessie J works too hard, and heaps more.

Chad from RHCP has some ideas for Rammstein, Duran Duran offer a banned clip, Bon Iver take crappy photos, OFF! cheat the system, and heaps more.

Krist Novoselic of Nirvana goes full hippie, 50 Cent hates hipsters, Nathan from Kings Of Leon takes up acting, Robyn has a freaky face, and heaps more.

The Black Keys hit Letterman, Pusha T goes Samson, Meat Loaf gets another injury, A-Trak plans electro-psychobilly, and heaps more.

The Rolling Stones pay tribute, the RZA challenges Jay-Z to a chess game, Trivium go track-by-track, Steve Aoki endorses Gorilla Biscuits and heaps more.

Cody Simpson’s doll tweets, Perry Farrell slaps stewards around, Rebecca Black has low name recognition with baristas, Neil Diamond in a rainbow sash and heaps more.